The Shortcut That Took Three Days
Everyone in Pickering County agreed that Rufus Dale could not resist a shortcut. If the road to the feed store bent left, Rufus believed that going straight through a cornfield would save at least four minutes. If a bridge was closed, he took it as a personal challenge. His neighbors found this charming for years, until the morning he announced that he had discovered the greatest shortcut ever to the county fair.
He set off at sunrise with a sandwich and a confident whistle. The shortcut began as a pleasant dirt track and then turned into a narrow trail that wound around a hill, which led to a meadow, which led to a river that Rufus crossed on the back of a very patient cow. By noon he had passed through two towns that he had never heard of. By evening, according to the story, he had climbed a mountain so tall that the sun was setting on one side while it was still afternoon on the other. His sandwich ran out, and he began to suspect that the fair was in a different state.
On the third morning he stumbled out of the woods and found himself at the very same crossroads where he had started. A farmer leaning on a fence asked him politely whether he was lost. Rufus replied that he was merely taking the scenic route. The county fair, it turned out, was only a twelve-minute drive down the main road. Rufus laughed so hard that he nearly fell over, and from that day he asked for directions before choosing a shortcut. The trail he blazed is now a popular walking path, with a wooden sign that says, "The Long Way Around. Do Not Hurry."