The Fossil That Was Really Fruitcake
The Brookfield Middle School science club had been searching the edge of the soccer field for six weeks when Imani Okafor struck something hard with her trowel. She brushed away the dirt and revealed a dark, lumpy object with odd speckles, studded with what looked like tiny colored pebbles. "It is a fossil," she whispered. "A fossil with gemstones." Within minutes the whole club had gathered, and someone had already named it "Dinosaur Treasure."
Their advisor, Ms. Delgado, suggested that real scientists check their evidence before announcing a discovery. The club took measurements, photographed the object, and weighed it on the kitchen scale from the cafeteria. They noticed that it was oddly light, that the pebbles had a faint shine like candy, and that it gave off a smell that could only be described as "old holiday." Skyler, the most careful member, scraped off a tiny crumb and tasted it before anyone could stop him. He announced, with great dignity, that it was fruitcake.
The club was crushed for about a minute and then began to laugh. Digging through school records, they learned that the cafeteria had held a winter party years earlier, and that someone had buried a leftover cake near the field to hide the evidence. Instead of giving up, the club created a display called "The Fruitcake Era," complete with a sign that explained how they had tested their idea and changed their minds when the facts did not fit. Ms. Delgado said it was the finest example of the scientific method she had ever seen, and the cake itself, which was still mysteriously solid, became the club's mascot.