Grandpa Walt and the Stubborn Phone
Grandpa Walt received his first smartphone on his seventy-second birthday, and he treated it with the deep suspicion that most people reserve for a strange dog. He typed slowly, using one finger, and he was certain that the phone was reading over his shoulder. Its most irritating habit was a feature called autocorrect, which changed his words without asking and seemed to take pleasure in doing it.
The trouble started when he texted his granddaughter Lena that he would meet her at the dock for fishing. The phone politely changed the word, and Lena received a message promising to meet her at the duck. She spent an hour searching the pond for a bird that was apparently expecting her. The next day he wrote that he was bringing a casserole, and the phone sent that he was bringing a castle. Lena's cousins began bragging to the neighbors, and the family group chat filled with questions about where he planned to park it.
Lena finally sat with him on the porch and explained that the phone was not clever, only eager, and that the cure was to read each message before pressing send. She also showed him how to turn the feature off. Grandpa Walt thought it over and decided to keep it on, because he had grown fond of the surprises. The family now keeps a list titled "Walt-isms," which includes "I need the ham" instead of "I need the hand," and a very proud message that read, "I caught a giant fist." Walt reads every text twice before he sends it, but he says that a little mischief keeps a person young.