Mortimer the Parrot Shouts Overdue
The Elm Street Library had one big rule, and that rule was silence. Then Mrs. Hobb, the head librarian, adopted a green parrot named Mortimer. After that, silence was a thing of the past.
Mortimer could repeat whatever he heard, and he always did it at the worst moment. When the mayor came in to borrow a cookbook, Mortimer squawked, "Overdue! Overdue!" He had heard Mrs. Hobb say it to someone else that morning. The mayor turned bright red. He checked his pockets for a book he had returned a month ago.
When a boy tiptoed past the reading corner, Mortimer boomed, "Shhh!" Three people jumped. When a sleepy grandfather dozed over a newspaper, Mortimer yelled, "Fire!" and the grandfather nearly fell off his chair. It was only a word from a story about a dragon, but the whole room scrambled anyway.
Mrs. Hobb decided that something had to change. She did not want to send Mortimer away, because he was good company on rainy days. So she spent a week teaching him one friendly word. Each morning she stood by the door and said, "Welcome." Mortimer got a sunflower seed every time he said it back.
By Friday, Mortimer greeted every visitor with a cheerful "Welcome!" The mayor laughed. The grandfather smiled. The boy tiptoed in with a grin. Mortimer became the best greeter the library had ever had.