The Mailbox Mix-Up on Pudding Lane
Pudding Lane had four neighbors with nearly the same name. Mr. Fink lived at number one. Ms. Finch lived at number two. Mrs. Funk lived at number three, and old Mr. Fenk lived at number four. When Otis became the new mail carrier, he read the names very fast and made a mess.
On Monday, Mr. Fink opened a package of bird seed. He did not own a single bird. Ms. Finch, who owned eleven birds, received a letter from a dentist about a cavity in a tooth she did not have. Mrs. Funk got a seed catalog, and Mr. Fenk found a birthday card with a picture of a pony and a note that said, "Happy birthday, Fenny!"
"Who is Fenny?" Mr. Fenk asked the empty room.
Everyone marched outside on Tuesday. They stood in the road, holding the wrong mail, and they began to swap. "Here is your bird seed," said Mr. Fink to Ms. Finch. "Here is your dentist," said Mrs. Funk, handing over the letter.
Otis felt dreadful. "I will do better," he said. That night, he painted a tiny picture on every mailbox. A fish for Fink, a finch bird for Finch, a funny face for Funk, and a fern for Fenk.
The mix-ups stopped, and the neighbors began meeting on the road every week. They called it Swap Day, and they brought pudding, because the street had been named for it long ago.