The Canyon Echo Who Heard It Wrong
On a hiking trip, Lila and her little brother Cam reached the edge of Whistle Canyon. A sign posted by the park announced that the canyon had the friendliest echo in the entire state, so Lila cupped her hands around her mouth and shouted, "Hello!"
The canyon waited a moment. Then it answered, "Jell-O!"
The two of them stared at each other. Cam tried again. "Can you hear me?"
"Pear me?" said the canyon.
"I think it is not listening very well," said Lila, and they laughed until their sides hurt.
They played with the echo all morning long. "Good morning" came back as "Food and warning," and "My name is Cam" bounced back as "Spam is a clam." Cam decided that the echo had a terrible head cold and a pair of ears stuffed with pudding.
Then a problem popped up. Their dog, Biscuit, had wandered off along the rim while the children were busy giggling. Lila called for her, "Biscuit! Come back!" but the echo answered, "Whiskers! Dance, Jack!" Biscuit, who could not hear anything except the silly echo, simply ran in circles.
"The echo is confusing her," said Cam. He took a deep breath and called out as plainly as he could, "Treat!"
The echo said, "Sweet!" which was close enough. Biscuit's ears shot up, and she came bounding down the trail, wagging her entire body. Lila rewarded her with a biscuit from the pack, and the echo, with perfect manners, said, "Whisk it!"