Odalys Takes Every Word Literally for a Day
Odalys Reyes had grown tired of idioms. "Why can nobody just say what they mean?" she asked at lunch, listing examples such as break a leg, hit the books and pull your socks up. Her friend Tobias grinned and dared her to take every saying literally for one entire Saturday, which happened to be the day of the school carnival.
She accepted the challenge, and by nine o'clock she was already in trouble. When the principal called, "Odalys, can you lend a hand at the ticket booth?" she looked down at her own hand and then back at the principal. "Lend it to whom, and when would I get it back?" she asked. The principal laughed and explained that she only needed help selling tickets.
At ten, a volunteer shouted that the jar of marbles was going for a song. Odalys leaned close and listened carefully. "It is not singing at all," she reported, "and I do not see it going anywhere." Tobias had to cover his mouth to keep from laughing out loud.
The real test came at noon. Mrs. Dunmore, who supervised the bake table, was called away to search for a missing cash box. "Keep an eye on the chocolate cake," she said over her shoulder, "and I will be right back."
Most students would have wandered off, but Odalys obeyed to the letter. She planted herself in front of the cake and stared at it without blinking. Ten minutes later, a small brown dog crept under the table, sniffed the air, and stretched toward the frosting. Odalys noticed him instantly and told him firmly that the cake was not for him, and the dog's owner hurried over to lead him away.
When Mrs. Dunmore returned, she found a perfect cake and a very proud girl. "Well," she said, "that is one time when a literal answer was exactly right."