Blustery Hollow Votes Tuesday Off the Calendar
At the town meeting in Blustery Hollow, Councilman Pip Dorsey stood on a chair and made an announcement. "Friends, nobody likes Tuesday. Monday has a bad reputation, Wednesday is the middle of the week, and Friday is a hero. But Tuesday is just a day on which things are due." The crowd murmured. Someone shouted, "Vote!" and, much to everyone's surprise, the motion passed forty to six.
The first problem arrived on Monday night. The school bus driver, Ms. Keating, checked her schedule and asked, "If tomorrow is Wednesday, then what happened to the day in between?" Nobody could answer, so the buses ran on Wednesday morning as usual, and half the children missed them because their parents thought it was still Tuesday.
By Thursday the confusion was serious. The bakery sold bread that had been baked on a day that no longer existed. The library's books were due on Tuesday, which meant they were due on no day at all, and a pile of overdue books began to hum with worry. Even the town clock seemed embarrassed. It chimed in the wrong places.
A girl named Wanda Pruitt, who was eleven and sensible, finally stood at the next meeting and said, "We did not cancel Tuesday. We just stopped counting it. The sun still comes up on that day, and we are all still here, only we are not sure what we are doing."
The council voted again. Tuesday returned by a vote of forty-six to nothing, and it came back with a new job. Every Tuesday in Blustery Hollow is now Free Pie Day, and nobody has complained about it since.