Captain Pennywhistle's Very Short Ocean Voyage
Captain Barnaby Pennywhistle liked to say that he had sailed the seven seas, outrun three typhoons, and once wrestled a whale to a draw. In truth, he lived beside Muddlewick Pond, which was about as wide as a football field, and his ship was a washtub with a sail made from a bedsheet.
The pond's two youngest residents, Wilma and Otis, knew all this. They also loved listening to him. Every afternoon they sat on the dock while the captain told another gigantic story, and every afternoon he added one more impossible detail.
On Saturday, the captain decided to prove his bravery by crossing the entire ocean, which was his name for the pond. "Stand back, mates," he called. "The great voyage begins!" He climbed into the washtub, raised his sail, and pushed off the dock with a pole.
Halfway across, the washtub started to wobble. Water trickled in through a crack the captain had never noticed. "Sea monster!" he shouted, pointing at a pair of orange feet paddling just under the surface. A goose waddled out of the reeds, looked at him, and honked.
Wilma and Otis exchanged a glance. Wilma grabbed a bucket from the dock, and Otis tossed a rope across the water. "Captain," Otis called, "hold on to your ship!" They pulled the washtub back to shore, where Wilma bailed out the water and Otis patched the crack with a strip of tape.
The captain was quiet for a long minute. Then he declared, "It was the finest, most terrifying voyage of my career." The goose honked again, which Wilma decided meant he agreed.