The Crab Who Taught Walking Straight
Mama Crab was tired of her son walking sideways. "Walk straight, Clip," she said. "Walk forward like the gulls."
Clip tried. He bumped into a rock. He tripped over a shell. "It is too hard," he said.
"Then watch me first," said Clip's little sister, who was just as sideways as he was. But Mama Crab said, "I will show you how it is done."
She puffed out her chest and tried to step forward. She wobbled left. She wobbled right. Then she fell flat on her shell, and everyone laughed, even Mama.
"Hmm," she said. "Sideways is how crabs are built. I should not ask you to walk like a gull."
Clip scuttled off sideways, quick as a flash, and Mama followed him with a grin.