The Day the Bakery Swapped Its Signs
Mrs. Pike ran a bakery. Her cousin ran the shoe shop next door. One windy morning, a big gust blew down both signs. They landed in a heap.
Mrs. Pike put them back up in a hurry. She did not look closely. Now the bakery sign hung on the shoe shop, and the shoe sign hung on the bakery.
Soon a man walked into the shoe shop. "One loaf of bread, please," he said.
The cousin held up a boot. "Will this do?"
Next, a girl came into the bakery. "I need new sneakers," she said.
Mrs. Pike handed her a muffin. "Will this fit?"
Everybody laughed. Then they swapped the signs back, and both shops had a very good day.