The Book That Would Not Stop Giggling
Mr. Orr was the librarian. He liked quiet. He liked it very, very much.
One Monday, a new book arrived. It was called Jokes for Penguins. When Mr. Orr set it on the shelf, it started to giggle.
"Hee, hee, hee!" The sound bounced off the walls.
"Shh!" said Mr. Orr. But the book only giggled louder.
Kids ran over to see. They opened the book, and it laughed even harder. Page after page was full of silly jokes.
"What do penguins wear on their heads?" read a boy. "Ice caps!"
Mr. Orr tried not to smile. Then he snorted. Then he laughed so hard that his glasses fell off.
After that, the library kept a special giggle shelf. It was the one place where noise was allowed.