Wendell and the Slippery Idioms
Wendell Birch took everything people said exactly as they said it. His family had a name for it: "Wendell words."
On moving day, Dad called, "Wendell, give us a hand!" Wendell stood in the doorway holding out his own hand, wondering who wanted it. Mom laughed. "I mean help us carry this box."
Later, she said, "Hold your horses, honey." Wendell ran to his toy shelf and held a plastic horse in each fist.
"This is no piece of cake," said Dad, wrestling a couch through the door. Wendell looked around. There was no cake anywhere. He felt a little sad about it.
That night, Wendell began to feel silly. Why did grown-ups say such strange things? Mom sat on the edge of his bed with a book of sayings called *Idioms Explained*. "An idiom is a group of words that means something different from the words themselves," she said. "Like *a piece of cake* means something is easy."
Wendell grinned. The next morning, he found Dad staring at an empty paint can.
"Feeling blue?" asked Wendell.
Dad blinked. "Wendell, that was an idiom! Nice job!"
"I thought so," said Wendell. "Now stop pulling my leg, and pass me the brush."