The Talent Show Hiccups
Eli was going to tell jokes at the school talent show. He had practiced for two weeks, and he knew every single joke by heart. But when he stepped behind the curtain, his stomach fluttered nervously, and a loud hiccup suddenly popped out of his mouth.
Hic! Then another. Hic! Eli's face turned bright red, because he could not possibly tell jokes with the hiccups. His friend Mina handed him a cup of water. "Take small sips," she whispered. Eli sipped and held his breath, but the hiccups kept coming.
Then the curtain opened, and the audience clapped. Eli walked to the microphone. "Hic! Hello, everyone," he said. A few kids giggled. Eli had an idea. "Why did the chicken, hic, cross the road?" he asked. The audience leaned in. "To get to the other, hic, side!" Everybody burst out laughing.
By the end of the show, the hiccups had faded away, and the whole room cheered. "That was my best act," Eli told Mina afterward, "and it was an accident."