The Waiter Who Swapped His Sounds
Fitz was the new waiter at the Sunny Spoon Diner, and he had one small problem. When he got nervous, he swapped the first sounds of his words.
"Welcome," Fitz told the first family. "May I take your order? Our special today is a bowl of peas and carrots."
What came out was: "May I bake your torder? Our special today is a *pole of beas* and *parrots*."
The family stared at him. A little girl named Dot giggled. "Do you have any belly jeans?" she asked. She meant jelly beans.
Fitz felt his ears turn hot, because he knew that everyone could hear his mistakes. "Sorry," he said. "I mean, *dorry*."
Dot tugged her mother's sleeve and explained that the waiter was only mixing the sounds up, like a word game. Then she grinned at Fitz and suggested that he say each word slowly, breathe in, and think of the first sound before he spoke.
Fitz took a big breath and tried again. "Would you like some peas and carrots?"
The words came out just right, and the family clapped. Dot was so proud that she made a sign for the diner window: "Ask Fitz for a *fish dandwich*." Now people come from all over town to order from Fitz, and when he swaps a sound, the whole diner laughs along with him.