The Pickle That Got the Hiccups
Mr. Dill kept one fat pickle in a jar on his kitchen shelf. One morning the jar went "hic," and then it went "hic" again. Mr. Dill looked closer and saw that the pickle had the hiccups!
Each hic made the lid hop up and down, and the jar bounced toward the edge of the shelf. Mr. Dill caught it just in time.
"Hold your breath," he told the pickle. But a pickle has no nose, so that did not work. "Drink some water," he said. But the pickle already sat in a jar of juice, so that did not work either.
Then Mr. Dill tiptoed behind the jar and shouted, "BOO!"
The jar gave one last hic and went quiet. Mr. Dill sighed with relief. Then, from the next shelf, a jar of olives said, "Hic."